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Understated Classics #31: The White Room by The KLF

Posted on 2015-07-22  ·  7 min read  ·   ·   ·   ·   ·   · 

This little masterpiece was released in 1991. I got my copy on cassette for Christmas that year, but by May in 1992 they’d already “retired” and split up.

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Untitled 2

Posted on 2015-07-20  ·  3 min read  ·   ·   · 

A few months ago I wrote about an idea for a novel that I’d abandoned. I mentioned in that post that I’d abandoned it because there was another idea that I wanted to pursue. The working title for it is “Untitled 2”. (It isn’t really, I have an actual working title that would give things away or would at least make me feel like the idea was out in the world.)

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First Light, Last Light

Posted on 2015-07-19  ·  3 min read  ·   ·   ·   · 

I often ponder whether the joys of waking up early are greater than those of staying up late. Empirical evidence seems to bear this out: all those people who get to work before you do, super-eager to get everything done. But then all the people walking under your windows late at night, drunk and laughing, they sound like they’re having a whale of a time too.

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Minions: A Short Review

Posted on 2015-07-09  ·  3 min read  ·   ·   ·   · 

The Minions got their own movie, just as I predicted in my review of Despicable Me 2. I went to see it this week and I enjoyed it a lot. Here’s a short review. Don’t worry, there are no spoilers here that aren’t in the trailer.

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An Initial Comparison of Apple Music and Spotify

Posted on 2015-07-05  ·  4 min read  ·   ·   ·   ·   · 

My previous post about Apple Music was more a response to how it was presented at the WWDC Keynote rather than to the idea of Apple Music itself. I should have known better than to use that clickbait title. I knew I wasn’t writing about the product, more the flatness of its introduction (despite the names on show).

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Album Digest, June 2015

Posted on 2015-06-30  ·  11 min read  ·   ·   ·   ·   ·   ·   ·   ·   · 

To reboot this series, Album Digest June 2015 features five fantastic albums from Hot Chip, Jamie xx, Blanck Mass, Holly Herndon, and The Orb. I could pick loads more as I’ve listened to a lot of albums since February but I decided to focus on the more electronic material. This means that I have no excuses for not continuing next month with a rockier theme.

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Time Is Time and That Is That

Posted on 2015-06-18  ·  3 min read  ·   ·   ·   ·   ·   · 

A brief rant about Facebook: I hate the fact that the news feed defaults to “Top Stories” even though I change it back to “Most Recent” every time I log in. It’s a horrible pattern of user abuse that needs to stop. Time is time and that is that.

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Learn X in Y Minutes

Posted on 2015-06-03  ·  1 min read  ·   ·   · 

I found “Learn X in Y minutes” (www.learnxinyminutes.com) while researching the programming languages needed for a new project. The site aims to help people who know at least one programming language to learn others by proving a quick run through of the main language features. It’s not quite enough to get you up and running. After all, having sample code doesn’t get you the compiler. However, it’s a nice start that shows you how similar (and different) language X is compared to the one(s) you already know.

Jim's Conservatory

Posted on 2015-05-25  ·  3 min read  ·   ·   ·   ·   · 

Let’s assume that Jim has just had a sudden unexpected expenditure: a neighbour released a bull into his back garden and it destroyed his conservatory. Let’s assume that the conservatory is essential to Jim’s wellbeing, so it has to be fixed immediately. As a result Jim’s debts, which were previously small and well-managed, have now increased somewhat.

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Like a Rhino Voting for Poaching

Posted on 2015-05-09  ·  3 min read  ·   ·   · 

There’s a reason I cannot and will not vote Conservative, and like most people’s apparent motive for voting tory it is also a selfish one. As someone employed in the public sector, working to ensure the greater good, I’m a member of an increasingly endangered species.

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Understated Classics #30: Our Aim Is to Satisfy by Red Snapper

Posted on 2015-04-19  ·  4 min read  ·   ·   ·   ·   · 

The thirtieth understated classic is by a band named after a fish. There isn’t a great deal for me to say about “Our Aim Is To Satisfy” A note on the title of the album, some sources refer to is as “Our Aim Is To Satisfy Red Snapper”. Personally I think this is ridiculous. apart from the usual insistence that it is quite good. There’s no overarching theme to write about, and no deep personal story attached. It was bound to happen eventually.

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